This man is the future.
the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*
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*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?
NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed